What makes a 30kdm?

Here's our top 10 list. Please feel free to add to this.

1. make less than you spend
2. buy things you can't afford
3. overly enormous veneers (teeth)
4. overly enormous breast implants
5. low end luxury car
6. men with highlights
7. fake tan
8. more than 5 credit cards, 4 of which are maxed out
9. gold chains
10. snotty attitude