Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

RIP Harold's

2008-11-09T17:52:00.000-08:00

Rest in peace Harolds. We'll miss your same exact designs with different prints each season. You didn't trick us!

New Press!

2008-10-05T20:52:00.000-07:00

Check out this reference to our Keep Dallas Pretentious shirt at ACL:
http://www.insidesocal.com/music/2008/10/austin-city-limits-music-festi-7.html

I'll park my F-150 next to my Hummer

2008-08-19T17:22:00.000-07:00

In great 30kdm style, a neighborhood in Frisco is fighting over what kind of cars are fancy enough to be parked in their driveways. Does your leased Lexus pass their HOA test?
Check out the rest of the story on the Dallas Morning News here:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/081908dnmetfriscotrucks.ecbc1d7.html

Kern's at it again!

2008-07-24T17:41:00.000-07:00

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectID=11&articleID=20080724_16_A9_spancl823373

Let crazy Sally Kern know that she is a public nuisance and should be prohibited.

Buy the t-shirt here:
http://38602.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

30kdm's can customize our products!

2008-05-05T21:06:00.000-07:00

If you haven't noticed on the product pages, we've now linked some of our graphics to Spreadshirt.com! This allows you to place 30kdm graphics on an array of products. You know you've always wanted to place our Keep Dallas Pretentious graphic on a purse. So ironic.

30kdm's are Migrating West

2008-03-29T11:44:00.001-07:00

Check out this article from the San Diego Indie Music Festival. We love how smooth the 30kdm reference is.

http://acoatofredpaintinhell.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/san-diego-indie-music-fest/#comment-302

What does a 30kdm look like? How does a 30kdm act?

2008-03-23T19:27:00.000-07:00

Here’s the response one of our friends received from the "woman" (we use that term loosely for obvious reasons) above on an online dating site. If you’ve ever wondered what a 30kdm looks or acts like see below. If anyone recognizes this woman, let us know so we can give her a writing credit and a well deserved kick to the pants. ;)

Hi *****. Thanks for the contact information. There are several reasons we would not work out.

1.) You like Liverpool. Anything related to England I can’t stand. Could be worse, I guess, if pertaining to Wales or Scotland. That would be worse.

2.) Soccer is not a real sport and men who follow soccer are not real men.

3.) You capitalize all the letters in jeep but fail to give God His due respect by capitalizing the G in God on your profile.

4.) I can tell from your pics that you are short. I don’t waste my time with short men. I should have noticed that before clicking yes but I guess I didn’t. There just isn’t anything sexy about short.

5.) You say you’re a teacher which tells me you don’t make enough money. At least you don’t make enough to support me in the lifestyle I am accustomed to. C’mon. Look again at my picture. I am hot. With my beauty comes demands for the very best life has to offer and you just can’t give me that.

6.) Did I mention you are too short? Not just for me but for any woman, really.

7.) You have baked beans as one of your hot list. If you eat a lot of those, you probably have some serious gas and I really don’t need you stinking up my beautiful home. You may want to alter your hot list.

You may be a great guy but just not good enough for me. So I have to delete you. It’s not personal.

Happy Holidays!

How Dallas Are You Quiz!

2008-02-17T08:07:00.001-08:00

This is a super fun quiz that tells you how "Dallas" you are. Enjoy!

http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_dallas_are_you_1

Hummer + Limo = Humo!

2008-02-16T18:35:00.000-08:00

Do you know anyone that drives a Hummer? How about an H3? Of course you do... you're a 30kdm for goodness sakes! We think someone should let us borrow their Hummer, or drive us around for a night and let us spread the 30kdm message. If you or someone you know would like to help out, email us: whatarepennies@30kdm.com

30kdm's Protect Your Bling!

2008-02-10T13:00:00.001-08:00

According the the Dallas AP, men are being targeted in upscale bars in Dallas by a ring of gold-digging she- robbers. Sounds like every night out in an upscale Dallas night club, doesn't it?

Read more here:
http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/dallas.hotels.women.2.649687.html

* PS- Crime isn't funny, even if you get robbed for your fake Rolex.

Why is 30kdm Sold Out of Everything?

2008-01-15T18:12:00.000-08:00

This is a question we've been getting quite a bit this month. The answer to this query is easy... We were wiped out during the holiday rush and we're still trying to get restocked! We're getting in new merch soon, including new colors and styles. Pretty exciting huh, 30kdms?

We Thought We Had Put an End To that Kitty!

2008-01-08T20:28:00.000-08:00

The Sanrio Co. announced Friday, Dec. 28, 2007 that Hello Kitty products will soon adorn T-shirts, bags, watches and other products to target young men. The kitty for-men products will go on sale in Japan next month and will be available in the U.S. and other Asian nations soon, according to Sanrio.

We like our version of killing off Hello Kitty, but apparently Sanrio thinks that's a bad idea and goes after the male demographic instead. Very interesting...

30kdm of the Year

2007-12-30T14:15:00.000-08:00

This award was going to go to Jamie Lynn Spears, however this story caught our eye and we decided to award Mrs. Ceballos the 30 Thousand Dollar Millionaire of the Year. If you don't recognize her name, you'll probably know her as the woman that wrote a fictional essay about her daughters daddy dying in Iraq all to win Hannah Montana concert tickets.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5409535.html

What makes a 30kdm?

2007-12-29T15:22:00.000-08:00

Here's our top 10 list. Please feel free to add to this.

1. make less than you spend
2. buy things you can't afford
3. overly enormous veneers (teeth)
4. overly enormous breast implants
5. low end luxury car
6. men with highlights
7. fake tan
8. more than 5 credit cards, 4 of which are maxed out
9. gold chains
10. snotty attitude

Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukkah!

2007-12-15T19:26:00.000-08:00

Dear 30kdm's,

To spread the holiday cheer 30kdm will be adding a free logo shirt to every order! Plus for orders shipped directly to that VERY lucky friend, we'll write them a letter from Santa, Jesus...whomever you'd like. Neat huh?

Shop on,

30kdm

30kdm's make the Urban Dictionary!

2007-12-05T16:44:00.000-08:00

Urbandictionary.com has added a definition for 30 Thousand Dollar Millionaires. Do you think it's accurate?

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thirty+Thousand+Dollar+Millionaire

PayPal be trippin with Shipping Charges

2007-09-24T12:47:00.001-07:00

Hi 30kdm's,

We charge $4.99 for shipping and handling for all orders. We are currently working with PayPal to remedy the extravagant shipping charge that they are attaching to your orders. Please rest assured that we do not charge $9.98 for shipping. This is a PayPal error and we will be refunding the extra charge to orders that have been subjected to it.

Order on,
and
Fight the Power!

-30kdm

30 Thousand Dollar Millionaires Have Migrated

2007-09-14T14:43:00.000-07:00

Hello 30kdm's,

We would like to report sitings of 30kdm's, north of the Texas state line, as far up as Tulsa. Symptoms include: overactive hubris and declining credit score.

This blog only cost a few million dollars....

2007-09-07T18:28:00.000-07:00

Welcome all you Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaires!

We just purchased this new blog over at North Park Mall. Lucky for us, it was on sale for a only a few million dollars. What a great deal! We'll write more soon, check out our clothes when you have a chance.

-Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire