RIP Harold's

Rest in peace Harolds. We'll miss your same exact designs with different prints each season. You didn't trick us!

New Press!

Check out this reference to our Keep Dallas Pretentious shirt at ACL:
http://www.insidesocal.com/music/2008/10/austin-city-limits-music-festi-7.html

I'll park my F-150 next to my Hummer

In great 30kdm style, a neighborhood in Frisco is fighting over what kind of cars are fancy enough to be parked in their driveways. Does your leased Lexus pass their HOA test?
Check out the rest of the story on the Dallas Morning News here:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/081908dnmetfriscotrucks.ecbc1d7.html

Kern's at it again!

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectID=11&articleID=20080724_16_A9_spancl823373

Let crazy Sally Kern know that she is a public nuisance and should be prohibited.

Buy the t-shirt here:
http://38602.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

30kdm's can customize our products!

If you haven't noticed on the product pages, we've now linked some of our graphics to Spreadshirt.com! This allows you to place 30kdm graphics on an array of products. You know you've always wanted to place our Keep Dallas Pretentious graphic on a purse. So ironic.

30kdm's are Migrating West

Check out this article from the San Diego Indie Music Festival. We love how smooth the 30kdm reference is.

http://acoatofredpaintinhell.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/san-diego-indie-music-fest/#comment-302

What does a 30kdm look like? How does a 30kdm act?

Here’s the response one of our friends received from the "woman" (we use that term loosely for obvious reasons) above on an online dating site. If you’ve ever wondered what a 30kdm looks or acts like see below. If anyone recognizes this woman, let us know so we can give her a writing credit and a well deserved kick to the pants. ;)

Hi *****. Thanks for the contact information. There are several reasons we would not work out.

1.) You like Liverpool. Anything related to England I can’t stand. Could be worse, I guess, if pertaining to Wales or Scotland. That would be worse.

2.) Soccer is not a real sport and men who follow soccer are not real men.

3.) You capitalize all the letters in jeep but fail to give God His due respect by capitalizing the G in God on your profile.

4.) I can tell from your pics that you are short. I don’t waste my time with short men. I should have noticed that before clicking yes but I guess I didn’t. There just isn’t anything sexy about short.

5.) You say you’re a teacher which tells me you don’t make enough money. At least you don’t make enough to support me in the lifestyle I am accustomed to. C’mon. Look again at my picture. I am hot. With my beauty comes demands for the very best life has to offer and you just can’t give me that.

6.) Did I mention you are too short? Not just for me but for any woman, really.

7.) You have baked beans as one of your hot list. If you eat a lot of those, you probably have some serious gas and I really don’t need you stinking up my beautiful home. You may want to alter your hot list.


You may be a great guy but just not good enough for me. So I have to delete you. It’s not personal.

Happy Holidays!

Happy Cyber Monday!

Shop on 30kdm's. We know you like to shop, especially when you get to use your "fake" money- credit cards... We can help.

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Afraid of online commerce? Find our shirts at these fine stores!

Tulsa Ok

X and Y Unique Boutique - Riverwalk
Kathleen's Kids - South Tulsa

Dallas

Gender - West Village
Outlines - Oaklawn


PS - Not all styles are carried in every store. If you're looking for something specific, email us:
whatarepennies@30kdm.com

ORU, Enron of Oklahoma?

The inspiration for this t-shirt is courtesy of the scandal
brewing at Oral Roberts University.

Money falls from heaven right into the praying hands at ORU.

The text reads:

We accept cash, checks, money orders, etc...

All New Products!

All fresh ideas from the pretentious factory will appear here. Whats that big bulge in my pants? Why, its my fat roll of 100 dollar bills of course!

Check Out My Crib is our new baby t - shirt. It wouldn't really make sense to make this shirt in adult sizes... unless you know an adult that sleeps in a crib. If this is the case, please submit a picture for proof.

We'll have the baby t up on the site as soon as we can figure out how to use our new site . We're not computer nerds, we're pretty.