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One Big Ball
He's got big balls, She's got big balls, but Dallas has the biggest ball of them all. A big sparkly one at that.
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30KDM Logo Tee
A toast... to thirty thousand dollar millionaires. Wait no... your irresponsible spending habits are borderline fraudulent. Oh well... buy this shirt.
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Uptown Girl Tee
Are you living in a white bread world? Are you looking for a downtown man? Is your dog the size of my thumb? This shirt was designed especially for you.
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Keep Dallas Pretentious
We wouldn't want to shake up the fabric of our being, would we Dallasites??? Max out your credit on this! (WARNING! These shirts run very small.)
Or, if you …
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Lucky Chams
No matter what I do, they're always aftah me lucky chams. It's a television commercial. Geez...
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Independent
Is it just a coincedence that the Democratic mascot is an ass and the Republican mascot is a fat-cat pachyderm? Put them together and be the voice of reason!
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Sad Sally
Oklahoma's own Sally Kern: Pseudo-Historian, Bigot... State Legislator! Show your support for that special lady who is putting the 'God' back in "Oh my God... …
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Bye Bye Kitty
Wow... I hate that stupid kitty that forces friendly greetings upon innocent children. Here in the good ole' American South, we don't take kindly to such …
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I Love Money
Ladies, now you can let everyone know who you really love. Wear your intention where men will see it...right across your implants.
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